Happy Little Red Bird

Happy little red bird sitting in a tree
Happy little red bird waiting for free meat
Stealing all the food that belongs to the storks
Taking it away without bothering with forks
Happy little red bird lives by the zoo
And knows all the exhibits where it can possibly find food
Steal from the dogs before the pack starts its run
Steal from the hornbill while they look after their son
Happy little red bird sitting in a tree
Knowing full well to keep it’s eye on me
I do my best to care for the zoo
And you’re stealing lots of food that doesn’t belong to you
Happy little red bird, I’d chase you away
But you keep coming back every single day
Happy little red bird leave some for my storks
And watch out for the hornbill and the dogs, of course
Happy little red bird hanging out in the tree
Singing his song as joyful as can be
Always shows up without missing a beat
Because every single day he steals our meat